I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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