Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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