Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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