help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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