WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
whose parrot is this?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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