Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
