i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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