we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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