come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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