all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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