How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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