So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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