I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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