last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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