Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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