Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Randomize
