Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nicole vs. Life
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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