I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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