I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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