Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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