He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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