at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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