How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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