He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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