I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm at about main and main street
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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