just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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