I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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