Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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