it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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