I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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