Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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