I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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