No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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