Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Randomize
