god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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