so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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