What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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