just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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