shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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