This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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