Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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