idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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