What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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