I just cut my nipple shaving
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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