morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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