You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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