no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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