How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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