You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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