I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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