She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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