come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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