scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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