Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Randomize
