We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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