did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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